Little Amy in a Big World

So today, I went to work. And I was fulfilling my normal function as a topping robot when all of a sudden, a couple shows up. They are old, ...

normally the answer to this question is: Ron. But after that movie/end of my magical childhood, I have a new question. Ron who? The answer...

As my good friend Julie just reminded me, there is yet another face bashing incident that perhaps beats all the rest. I don't know how I...

Most everyone who knows me could tell you that I've had my fair share of clutzy moments. I'm not exactly the Queen of Poise. In fact...

Once upon a time, as a young naive sophomore who had no notion of societal values and the ways in which they are institutionalized within cu...

(name that play for the prize) that I want to go on a walk but I feel too gross to get up. So here I am, blogging again. (And no one comm...

swears are being drowned in the midst of gallons of water and koolaid ice cubes.

My best friend, a good human named Justin Banks, told me once that one of the things he likes best about me is my quirks. Apparently, I am a...

Most people who buy pizza fall somewhere to the less extreme side, but there is the occasional customer who scores up on the less pleasant b...

Ahem. As most of you probably don't remember, I have a cousin whose name is also Amy. This is a situation which, over the years, has led...