Little Amy in a Big World

Theory of Life number three, also known as the Object Personality Theory, states: Inanimate Objects will serve best the human who forms a ...

That is the only part of the song I know. We used to sing it at each other back in apartment 27. Not to each other. At each other. At. Emo...

 Along with high blood pressure, stroke, and diabetes, literacy runs in the family. (Thank goodness we'll have stuff to read in the hosp...

Today I had an inner battle, which commenced when ten minutes before my geology review Blake texted me to ask if I wanted to go get Jamba ju...

Twelve hour Tuesday has once again spawned a violent reaction. I have no faith left in humanity today. People have been rude and irritating ...

You know that moment when you realize that finals are in a month and you panic? I had one of those tonight. I think I need to start spendi...

Today I was at work wiping tables and this guy says: "You know what you need? Two of those rags and then you can wax on and wax off....

Lancey Pants and Joshua came over tonight. Here's what went down. Cause stuff always goes down. "Did you just fart?" "...

Several strange events of the day, all of them weird, some of them wonderful: 1. I woke up at four something this morning and couldn't ...

We are besties. I am keeping him.