I drank a lot of diet coke. A lot. We won't disclose how much, because reading about it might give you diabetes. So here it is, 2:59 a.m. Can I sleep? Not a snowball's chance in Hell.
Did I win the soda drinking contest? Absofreakinlutely.
Mazeltov.
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