So I was walking with my friend Adam today...

Adam: "Oh sorry! I just spit on you a little. That's awkward."
Me: "Eh, I didn't notice. We've endured much more awkwardness. That doesn't even count."
Adam: "That's true. We almost kissed once."
Me: " Yep.  And then Dr. Kinkead told everybody about it for the next year."
Adam: "Yeah, that was great."