As my good friend Julie just reminded me, there is yet another face bashing incident that perhaps beats all the rest. I don't know how I left it out before. ( maybe that damage we talked about?)
There was this one time at Justin's house. I was outside and in a hurry to get inside. And there was a screen door in the way. And this was a moment when I was remarkably unobservant. And I maybe kinda smushed the screen door with my face. I still meet Justin's relatives and they say, "Aren't you the one who broke the screen with her nose?"
mmm hmmm. That'd be me.